this might encourage crime... not deter it

[gravedancer]

http://i.imgur.com/ZZJPR.jpg

This might have criminals lining up to rob the place rather than scare them away.

[Paul]

Holy Cow! LOL.

[UnderratedF00l]

In soviet Russia, victim does YOU.

[RustyShackleford]

I tell ya' whuuut....I sat there for 5 minutes knowing I had to comment on this story...And I got nothing and then it came to me....

[Kevin Jensen]

Not guilty.

[B Cart]

Wow, just wow. I think the lightsaber smilie is appropriate here

lol

[divegeek]

Given that it's just an image, I wondered if it's for real, so I googled it. Well, at least the article is real:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... iagra.html

[quychang]

So, besides getting a passport, and finding the place, how much is a round trip ticket to Russia?

Mel

[JoeSparky]

So, besides getting a passport, and finding the place, how much is a round trip ticket to Russia?

Mel

You will only need a ONE WAY ticket!

[quychang]

You will only need a ONE WAY ticket!

You know...at my age you're most likely right. But I bet it'll take three morticians several hours to get the smile off my face.

Mel

[Ruminus]

So, besides getting a passport, and finding the place, how much is a round trip ticket to Russia?

Mel

You will only need a ONE WAY ticket!

$1843.90 with one week advance and a layover at JFK per Priceline for one-way.

[JoeSparky]

You know that jumping up and down while hollering "do me, do me" would probably be used against you in your effort to prove that you were forced against your will!

[quychang]

You know that jumping up and down while hollering "do me, do me" would probably be used against you in your effort to prove that you were forced against your will!

Since as pointed out earlier, I probably wouldn't survive the encounter, I'm not overly concerned with any evidence that might be used against my smiling corpse....

Mel

[althor]

Wow, and the word [filtered by me] gets filtered.

I don't get this place.

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[divegeek]

So, besides getting a passport, and finding the place, how much is a round trip ticket to Russia?

Mel

You will only need a ONE WAY ticket!

$1843.90 with one week advance and a layover at JFK per Priceline for one-way.

Dude, you need a better pricing tool. I can find $1673 for a round trip flight leaving TODAY. $1499 for a one week advance purchase, or $944 if you can wait until mid-September and $861 if you can wait until October 30.

For one-way, $994 today, $588 in late September (oddly enough, the normal one-week advance price discount doesn't show up).

I used Google Flights to get those numbers. I also typed a long plug for the awesomeness of Google Flights, but decided to post it in a different topic because it's off-topic here. So: viewtopic.php?t=15239